Socks and sandals - Do I really need to explain? Why do people do it? In what way do they think it looks good?
Men and speedos - particularly older overweight men but I think no man (yes, that includes David Beckham) looks good in speedos.
Beaches and picnics and toddlers - sounds like a good idea but it is impossible not to end up with crunchy sandwiches.
Sun and holiday makers - Lobster red is really not a good look. I know you might not see much when you get home of it but as much as you want to you cannot take a whole summers worth in 2 weeks. I can never believe the amount of people who are bright pink and STILL laying in the heat of the day!
Toddlers and hangovers - I know it's been mentioned but it is the worst combination of all time so there was no way I could leave it out! Now everything is open again I'd love to go out and sample the delights of Agia Napa but it's not just a case of having a babysitter for the evening, I need one for the next day - last year for my birthday I got home at 5.30am - Leo gets up at 6am! Really really not good!!